A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked: “What's this special military operation our glorious leader Vladimir Putin keeps talking about?”
Her husband answered: “It's a war to stop America and NATO.”
“Oh, right,” she said, “how's it going?”
“Well,” he replied, “so far we have lost over 15 generals, 3000 tanks, 300 aircrafts, hundreds of helicopters and countless armored vehicles, howitzers, mortars and trucks. Not to mention our Black Sea flagship, along with 20 other naval vessels. At least 120,000 of our troops were killed, while a much greater number was severely injured. Our army is being defeated in most areas and till now we have had to resort to drafting 300,000 untrained Russian men, including murderers and rapists, to replace our losses.”
“Wow,” was her reaction, “and what about America and NATO?”
“They haven’t turned up yet.”
Source: Quora